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Dear Greenpeace...
I'm sure you all have heard of the organization "Greenpeace", correct? If not, they're a group that is dedicated to making people more aware of environmental issues and obstacles. They actually nominate a presidential candidate who legitimately runs every election.

Why does this matter?

Well, a while ago, a user at Greenpeace by the name of DBoots finally solved the mystery. She figured out why rainbows appear in sprinklers on sunny days. Let's take a quick field trip to YouTube... After you:

http://uk.youtube.com/wat…q-VmBMHkw&feature=related

I then did a little digging and found her Greenpeace blog. I was almost surprised. But then, I guess I wasn't really. Let's take a look, shall we?

http://members.greenpeace.org/blog/dboots

Well, I saw this monument to human stupidity and thought that something had to be done! Something had to be done! I mean, this is Greenpeace! They're all about taking action and whatever, right?? So I wrote them this letter...

Hello Greenpeace,

Quite honestly, I respect any group that can actually take matters into their own hands, and I hold a lot of respect for the members of such organizations. However, it's been brought to my attention that... Well, a member of yours, who goes by the handle of "DBoots" is giving all of Greenpeace a bad name.

DBoots has become infamous for her theory of why rainbows occur in sprinklers, and later, that electromagnetic waves in the air, coming from such electronics as cell phones and microwaves, are canceling out sound waves in her little spit of property in California.

You and I, great peacemaker, both know that both of those are grossly inaccurate. Outright fantastic, really. DBoots seems to be a neurotic mother who has joined your cause with such a wild enthusiasm, she has seen things that aren't even there, come up with new theories without any knowledge of the topic.

My suggestion is that you erase the account of "DBoots" before any more people discover what she has said, and before more of your credibility is eroded.

Thank you so much for your time,

J.F.

Jan 7, 2009 . 2:19:26

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  • zedman

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    Greetings!

  • Klink258

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    I have the console version of TF2 as well, we could play that.

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    Stopping by to say hello! :D

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  • Frew

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    Really? How cool! It's pretty nice around here. Was this a while ago?

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  • ProSI

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    You too!

    So, i see you live in Silver Spring. I used to sleep on a couch 'round those parts.

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  • Frew

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    You welcome to the Riot!

    Haha, I got me some seniority!

    Nice to meet you though =p

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  • Frew

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    Dude, I'm feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

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